Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Cupid's Chronicles:: Candace: So I guess this is goodbye...

CC asked me to sum up my love life and say goodbye to you all! I am sad to know I won't be able to vent with you all anymore lol. But on to the JUICE!!! I am still single and had been going on some dates but that all came to a screeching hault when...I got burnt! I swear I could not make this up if I wanted to! Okay, before you get all grossed out I must say it wasn't one of the major STD's but a common one caused by bacteria usually carried by the male. It has some long drawn out name but the street term is "trick". So I had a crazy night of sex with this guy I've actually know for about a year. We've made out in the past but never really went past that until last month. I must say I went into a major depression after my "discovery". I even considered "switching to the other side". I was so against men I actually thought about becoming a lesbian!! Long story short, getting a sexually transmitted desease was the best thing that could have ever happen to me! lol I am completely changed. I use to feel down about being single and sexually frustrated but now I realize there are worse things that could happen. Okay, here is the part where you will all be mad at me...I didn't tell him he gave me a STD. I just couldn't bring myself to do it! For some reason even though HE was the one who gave it to ME I still didn't want him to think I was some dirty chick who doesn't take care of herself! I promise within the next 2 months I will get the nerve to tell him. He should know so he doesn't go around giving "it" to anyone else. Anyway, Thank you guys for being my therapists. I'm considering starting my own blog so I hope CC will keep you guys posted! Have a happy 2010!!!!

Cupid's Chronicle: Casting Call!!!!

New look, New Cast!!! We are looking for 3 Houston singles to send in their personal accounts of single life in Houston. We are looking for spicy, attention grabbing love lives that will keep our readers coming back for more! We will make up your name and keep your identity a secret. Just send a quick briefing of your current love life to

Girl Talk

Houston we have a problem!!! So one of our beautiful 6 divas recently received a jaw dropping phone call from her 'on again/off again' beaux. This phone call created quite the convo because it touched on the 'no-no' topic....A woman's weight!!!!!! So he calls her just to catch up and after a while, the conversation leads to her weight. Now, we may be biased but our girl is hot!!! Yes, she is thick but her waist is so much smaller than anything else on her body! That automaticlly equals a brick house right?!...WRONG? He told her he has known her for 7 years and if she hadn't gained the weight she has he would have married her a long time ago!! Talk about a gut punch!!! We were all taken aback. Everytime we all go out she NEVER has trouble attracting men. So he continues on to say he allows her to get on top during sex because, to be frank, it feels good but afterwards his back is in excruciating pain days later!!! It's a good thing to be honest but he was brutal!!! So we don't know how to feel about this. Is he a jerk or is he just helping? Should she lose weight or keep doing her thing?