Thursday, November 12, 2009

Cupid's Chronicles::Candice: Drought

This just in on random news at 1:00.....I am so horny!!!! This has been my longest drought season to date. I told myself that I wouldn't partake in casual sex but I don't know if I can hold on! Wouldn't a booty buddy be fitting for my lifestyle? I am young, attractive, well paid but still ambitious. A lady like myself doesn't have time for a relationship I just need a psuedo boyfriend. His responsibility would be to give me affection and orgasms as needed. That sounds way too good to be true....I guess it will be me and my silver bullet until I find a 'no strings attached' situation. BTW I strongly suggest the silver bullet w/remote to all my lustful & lonely ladies!!! Now back to your regularly scheduled program!


  1. You might need more than a silver bullet! Get the rabit

  2. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Candice. First off that's not to good to be true you just have to find somebody that can handle that role specifically. I think that you are not alone in this desire honestly, I'll even go out on a limb and say that there is a big majority that wants just that, but the hunting process that would be involved is a scary thought for most so they abort this plan. And what if this psuedo boyfriend f----ed your socks off and you started really liking him. You all started as one thing and that transition is sometimes hard so just be sure that's what you want for right now. Also, I'm sure the rabbit or silver bullet or whatever is nice but there's nothing like a man's strong hands grabbing you round you waist thrusting you up and down on the big black d---(sounds like a novel, lol) so I wouldn't give up that search so soon....sometimes all you have to do is open your eyes.

  3. Candice, hold on to your panties because casual/friends with benefits relationships have their own signature brand of drama...not to mention that the interview process is rigorous. Energizer batteries, anyone?