Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Cupid's Chronicles::Brandon: She Circled 'Yes'

I finally asked her out for drinks! We meet up and she is out of her work clothes and sexier than I've ever seen her in my life! Conversation flowed pretty well and she seemed to have a good head on her shoulders. The night goes on and she is on her third margarita and I would swear she became her sexually aggressive twin sister or something! She started with the flirting eyes then she started to get a bit more touchy and making sexual comments. It's totally out of my character to take advantage of a drunken damsel but we must keep in mind I was on my fifth drink! Long story short we had sex! She must have graduated from porn star university with honors because she got an A++++++!!! Now I have good news and bad news. The bad news is she will never be a serious love interest for me. The good news is I have a new disposable damsel!!! And she is so good at what she does! I'm sorry to sound so harsh ladies but she already talked to several guys at my job so one can only assume their night ended like mind did....

3 comments:

  1. NOOOOOOOO!!!! I thought you were one of the good ones Brandon!

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  2. Pinky and the BrainOctober 21, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Brandon... you seem like an older guy... you need to act ur age. What do you want? You need to focus man

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  3. the fact that u would still want her after u know she has talked to several guys at your job makes u even more of a pig. Sorry had to say it

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