Saturday, October 31, 2009

What Men Hate in Bed

CC asked and boy oh boy did they answer! Here are some things men hate for women to do behind closed doors!!!


1. Don't Just Lie There: Men hate a boring woman who expects him to do all the work. Don't be lazy be nasty!!!


2. Push & Pull: You can caress it; you can stroke it but please don't pull it!!!! Apparently men ask that ladies keep the tough tugging to themselves.

3. Make Me Beg for it: Men want women to take control...oral control that is! Men feel it’s a major turn on when they don't have to ask for oral AND you get bonus points if you appear to enjoy it!

4. Trim the Hedges: The unkempt bush is soooo 1972! Men want your ' little lady' to be well manicured. The shapeless bush implies you could care less!

5. Take the Initiative: Usually it’s the man who gets things started with soft kissing and steamy licks. Well men are tired of it and want women to take the initiative!

13 comments:

  1. Man, whoever wrote this is right on point. It's probably a couple more you could throw in there like: Men love to see you orgasm so don't spend so much time twisting and turning tryin to get him to bust, he wants to see that his ...can make you bust. Riding is a must, if you ain't good at it, go rent a video. Even the most conservative man would like to see you dressed up, hell its halloween so put on that school girl outfit or that nurse's uniform, just don't forget to pull them back out once Halloweens over. Men love that shit......or...at least I do!

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  2. I have a question John Doe, If I initiate the sex won't I look like a whore? AND how do I jack a guy off without pulling on it? I feel dumb but who cares no one knows who I am!!! Lol

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  3. I don't mean to brag but I have all of this DOWN behind closed doors!!!

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  4. HELL NO, Anonymous. Men like a woman that loves sex! Look like a whore? A man wants to know that his woman wants and desires him pretty much just like a woman wants the same thing. So, when you reach and grab and jump on that log he's loving...LOVING that. And jacking off without pulling on it huh, well you could use your mouth but that's obvious. I'd have to see what your technique has been so far. Don't yank the poor dear but stroke him. I personally am not a huge fan of the woman jacking me off, I'd rather she use the other options to get the job done. Oh, and by the way....get it immalady, lol.

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  5. I know this is not a SEX blog... but I have some questions for the fellas or fella (John Doe)... I feel really insecure about my riding techniques... So what makes a woman a good "rider"?

    Also I have had many men say I was the best they ever had. Do men always say that to make the female feel good?

    Also John Doe or any other guy out there, do you have a person you can claim is the best you ever had? If so, why was she the best...what did she do that was so different?

    Thanks in advance

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  6. When I initiate with my significant other he always seems hesistant. I feel like he has me in this good girl box and when I want to try different things he definitely doesnt like it unless he comes up with it first. Whats that about?

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  7. See that is the problem with being a "main" chick! I have that same issue I swear, since me and my man been together for so long it is like if I want to do anything freaky he is like WTH? and looks at me like I am crazy.

    So once you are in the good girl box it is hard to get out.

    the weird thing is that i started out in the bad girl box... so what gives?

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  8. waiting for John Doe's (or any man's) opinion of Tasha H's question...inquiring minds want to know!

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  9. I agree I've been both the main chick and the other chick (which was unknown to me). As the main chick, I noticed when I offered to do some crazy stuff he would look at me side ways but as the other chick? Me and that dude were all over the place!!!!

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  10. I've been checking all day waiting for responses to your questions. I'm the perrenial BAD girl, which carries a completely different set of bedroom mayhem. Like Random posted "Inquiring minds want to know"....now! lol.

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  11. still waiting on John Doe's response...has he developed a case of performance anxiety since everyone is waiting on his answer? lol

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  12. Wow, lots of inquiring minds I see. Tasha H, Riding is a technique and I've had good and bad. The good ones seem to enjoy it themselves as well, there's a enjoyable energy that she gives off like this is for both of us. Not just me. I want to see and feel like she can't get enough of sliding up and down that pole. Yes moving your hips this way and that way help and I could go on about that but I haven't seen you in action so i don't know where to start...BUT I can tell you little things that make a difference. Tease him with that p---- slowly start and let him see you taking him in. Rub on that chest and stomach like he's Hercules, stroking his ego and d--- at the same time. Even rubbing your clit while riding is a turn on cuz his blood starts racing cuz your gettin off so much. You can definitely build to some speed just make sure (even though you are in control at the time) that it looks like he's still rocking your boat. 2) Yes, men do say that to all women, if asked especially. BUT, there is one at least that they mean it to and it's because of the connection emotionally and physically. I've had girls that can do it all and left me almost paralyzed but the best was the one that seemed to be in sync with me emotionally. I mean, we came at the same time type stuff. She didn't do everything that some others did but the pleasure BOTH physically and emotionally made her the best. 3) Kelly Ann, that's a good one. You can't surprise him with that, that's not gonna work. He'll wonder where's this coming from and may even get suspicious about what your doing. I once dated a girl longterm and I used to watch porno's and do other stuff with other chicks but with her we were never on that level. When she did out of the blue want to put on a porno and stuff I felt uncomfortable. Even though with a new girl it would've been on and poppin! In hindsight, because of your question, I think if she would have started a conversation with me about her wanting us to open things up in bed a little more I would have been more open to it. WARNING: Just a little at a time though in this arena. Gradually build to bigger and better stuff, getting the excitement back in the sack. To much to soon and he will not sign on to the program. Talk about watching a porn, guage his reaction, then do it. Talk about some role play, guage his reaction and so forth. If he does not want to do one thing, don't give up, see if he is cool to try something else. MAIN GOAL: To become the Main and the Side chic all rolled into one! :) Now these questions don't come right to my phone so don't rip me a new one for responding a day later, lol.

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  13. Pinky and the BrainNovember 4, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    WOWOWOW. Thanks John

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